Quotations about Sex

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Amanda: Sex makes everything more complicated. Even not having it, because the not having it makes it complicated.
Graham: That's why it's better to have it, some say.
Movies > The Holiday
Added by Bessy Bumblebee on 07.31.2007 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Andrew: She seems to exist on a diet of fresh air and bonking.
Movies > Peter's Friends
Added on 07.07.1999 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Cordelia: So does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?
Xander: I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex.
Innocence
Television > Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Added on 07.12.1999 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Austin Powers: Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?
Movies > Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Added on 07.13.1999 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Sally: There's this guy....
Harry: What does he look like?
Sally: I don't know, he's just kind of..faceless.
Harry: Okay, faceless guy.
Sally: He rips off my clothes.
Harry: And?
Sally: That's it.
Harry: That's it? Faceless guy rips off your clothes and that's the sex fantasy you've been having since you were twelve?
Sally: Well, sometimes I vary it a little.
Harry: Which part?
Sally: What I'm wearing.
Movies > When Harry Met Sally...
Added by Jay on 07.17.1999 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Randal: People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."
Movies > Clerks
Added on 07.17.1999 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Harry: No man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally: So you are saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry: No, you pretty much want to nail them too.
Movies > When Harry Met Sally...
Added on 07.20.1999 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Harry: Shel? Sheldon? No, no, you didn't have great sex with...Sheldon.
Sally: I did too.
Harry: No you didn't. A Sheldon can do your income taxes. If you need a root canal Sheldon's your man, but humping and pumping is not Sheldon's strong suit. It's the name. Do it to me 'Sheldon'. You're an animal 'Sheldon'. Ride me big 'Sheldon'. Doesn't work.
Movies > When Harry Met Sally...
Added on 07.20.1999 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Veronica: I'm offering you my body and you're offering me semantics.
Movies > Clerks
Added on 07.20.1999 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Vickie: Laney, sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.
Movies > Reality Bites
Added on 07.23.1999 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Corey: Lloyd, listen to me, everything has changed. You had sex. No matter what you might think, nothing will ever be the same between you two. You might be 60, you might be walking down the street, and you'll talk to her about something, whatever. But what you'll be really thinking is: we had sex.
Movies > Say Anything
Added on 09.13.1999 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Stuart: Sex is kinda like pizza. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Movies > Threesome
Added by Jay on 09.13.1999 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Roz: Physical contact extends our lives.
Frasier: Well then, you'll outlive Styrofoam.
Television > Frasier
Added on 09.17.1999 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Frasier: How can we possibly use sex to get what we want? Sex is what we want.
Television > Frasier
Added on 09.17.1999 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Daphne: Sex! That's your answer for everything! It's like you're part rabbit. People ought to rub your feet for luck!
Television > Frasier
Added on 09.17.1999 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Arnold Rimmer: You're disgusting! You're only after me for one thing!
Arlene Rimmer: Why? How many have you got?
Parallel Universe
Television > Red Dwarf
Added by Kristina Marie on 10.06.1999 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Annie Savoy: There's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring, which makes it like sex.
Movies > Bull Durham
Added on 10.13.1999 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Tai: Cher, you're a virgin?
Cher: You say that like it's a bad thing.
Dion: Besides, the PC term is 'Hymenally Challenged'.
Movies > Clueless
Added on 10.15.1999 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Rodney Fraser: Have you noticed that you're the only practicing heterosexual at your Thanksgiving dinner?
Nina Borowski: I haven't practiced for a while.
Movies > The Object of My Affection
Added on 11.13.1999 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Mitch: Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Movies > City Slickers
Added on 12.10.1999 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Angela: I couldn't stop thinking about it. The, like, fact that -- that people -- had sex. That they just had it, like sex was this thing people -- had, like a rash. Or a -- a rottweiler. Everything started to seem like, pornographic or something. Like, Mrs. Krysanowski has sex. So does Mr. Katimsky. They both have sex. They could -- have sex together. Like right now. I am, like, the sickest person.
Television > My So-Called Life
Added on 12.15.1999 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Brian: Finally! An erection from actual, physical contact!
Television > My So-Called Life
Added on 12.15.1999 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Sheperd: Are you nervous?
Sydney: No.
Sheperd: Good. My nervousness exists on several levels. Number 1 -- and this is in no particular order -- I haven't done this in a pretty long time. Number 2: Any expectations you might have, due to the fact that I'm, you know...
Sydney: The most powerful man in the world?
Sheperd: Exactly, thank you. Just so you remember that's a political distinction that comes with the office. I mean, if Eisenhower were here instead of me he'd be dead by now.
Movies > The American President
Added on 01.06.2000 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Ben Rumson: Now, don't tell me you've never been with a woman.
Horton: No, sir I haven't.
Ben Rumson: Well, that, that's terrible! Did you know you could go blind?
Movies > Paint Your Wagon
Added on 01.06.2000 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Dr. Sobel: You flew all the way to Miami because you were unable to have an erection? You know you can take a pill for that.
Paul Vitti: Nah, a pill's cheating. You start with that, the next thing you know you're installing a whole hydraulic system down there. A hard-on should be achieved naturally or not at all.
Movies > Analyze This
Added on 01.14.2000 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Phoebe: I forgot your question.
Piper: I asked if Prue was going to have sex with someone other than herself this year.
Phoebe: That's disgusting! Please say yes!
Television > Charmed
Added on 01.22.2000 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Marge: There's going to be twice as much love in the house as there was before.
Homer: We're going to start doing it in the morning?
Television > The Simpsons
Added by Humanimal on 02.12.2000 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Jack: Audrey lost her virginity before the rest of us even knew we had it.
Television > Jack & Jill
Added on 02.14.2000 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Tracy: Let's fool around. Let's do it some strange way that you've always wanted to, but nobody would do with you.
Movies > Manhattan
Added on 04.27.2000 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Joel Goodson: When it came right down to it, I just wasn't attracted to her.
Miles Dalby: Should never stop you.
Movies > Risky Business
Added on 04.30.2000 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Harry Burns: Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsaries, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount.
Movies > When Harry Met Sally...
Added on 05.14.2000 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Sex without love is an empty gesture. But as empty gestures go, it is one of the best.
Personalities > Woody Allen
Added on 07.17.1999 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

I'm a great lover, I'll bet.
Personalities > Emo Philips
Added by Kristina Marie on 10.25.1999 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Oh, yes...I've tried my hand at sex.
Personalities > Emo Philips
Added by Kristina Marie on 10.25.1999 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Peter: Shit, we should be so lucky. Do you know that they have conjugal visits there?
Samir: Really?
Peter: Yes.
Michael: Shit, I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months.
Movies > Office Space
Added on 10.13.2004 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Jen: What about you, Joe? Are you a virgin?
Joey: You kidding? Years ago. Trucker named Bubba.
Television > Dawson's Creek
Added on 06.16.2006 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Julia: Suzanne, if sex were fast food, there'd be an arch over your bed!
Television > Designing Women
Added on 06.16.2006 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Unhappy as the event must be ... we may draw from it this useful lesson: that loss of virtue in a female is irretrievable; that one false step involves her in endless ruin; that her reputation is no less brittle than it is beautiful; and that she cannot be too much guarded in her behaviour towards the undeserving of the other sex.
Literature > Jane Austen > Pride and Prejudice (novel)
Added on 07.23.2006 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Eric: We had breakup-sex, all right?
Johnny Drama: Breakup-sex? Never heard of it.
Eric: Yeah, I mean... you know... you have sex and... that's it - you say goodbye.
Johnny Drama: That's the only kinda sex I have.
Television > Entourage
Added on 07.23.2006 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Michael Kelso: Hey, Eric, maybe she's going to give you the big gift. You know, the BIG gift. You guys know what I'm talking about right?
Steven Hyde: Yes, Kelso. We got it. Then, we got it.
Fez: I'm not even from here, and I got it.
Television > That 70's Show
Added on 07.28.2006 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Laurie Forman: Oh, for God's sake! Eric saw you guys doing it!
Kitty Forman: Oh, honey. You saw your father and I having inter...
Eric: Mom!
Laurie Forman: Oh, well, no wonder you have been acting so strange. Red, say something to the boy.
Red Forman: Oh! Ummm... It's more fun than it looks.
Television > That 70's Show
Added on 07.28.2006 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Kitty Forman: Sex, it's not dirty.
Red Forman: It's not clean either.
Television > That 70's Show
Added on 07.28.2006 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Donna Pinciotti: Jackie, I went on the pill.
Jackie Burkhardt: Oh, my God. You are going to be so popular.
Television > That 70's Show
Added on 07.28.2006 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Michael Kelso: If this van's a-rockin'... we're in there doing it.
Television > That 70's Show
Added on 07.28.2006 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Kaylee: We're on a year now, I ain't had nothing 'twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries.
Mal: Oh, God! I can't know that!
Jayne: I could stand to hear a little more.
Movies > Serenity
Added on 08.22.2006 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Charlotte: I just don't understand. How could you forget someone you slept with?
Carrie: Toto, I don't think we're in single digits anymore.
Television > Sex and the City
Added on 08.25.2006 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Anya: I like you. You're funny and you're nicely shaped, and frankly it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not interlock. Please remove your clothing now.
The Harsh Light of Day
Television > Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Added on 10.23.1999 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction

Buffy: What if the girl wants to, and the guy doesn't? That's a bad sign, right?
Xander: Could be. Or the girl caught the guy in one of the seven annual minutes he is legitimately too preoccupied to... do it.
Wild at Heart
Television > Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Added on 12.31.1999 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction