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Toy Story

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(1995) . Animated.
Directed by John Lasseter.
Written by Joss Whedon, Andrew Stanton, Joel Cohen, and Alec Sokolow.
Starring Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, Don Rickles, Jim Varney, Wallace Shawn, John Ratzenberger, and Annie Potts.

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Buzz: This is no time to panic.
Woody: This is a perfect time to panic!

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Buzz: Do you know these life forms?
Woody: Yes, they're Andy's toys.

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Mr. Potato Head: Ages three and up! It's on my box! Ages three and up! I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool!
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Rex: Great! Now I have guilt!
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Buzz: I'm Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.
Rex: Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!

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Buzz: How are you fixed for fuel? Are you still using fossil fuels, or have you discovered crystallic fusion?
Woody: Well, we have double-A's.

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Mr. Potato Head: Son of a building block! It's Woody!
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Buzz: Can!
Woody: That wasn't flying! That was falling with style!

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Mr. Potato Head: Oh, really? Well, I'm from Playskool.
Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, actually I'm from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.

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Woody: What chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure?
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Buzz: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
Woody: Oh. Well, that's good.
Buzz: But we're not on my planet, are we?

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Woody: Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Buzz: Toy?
Woody: T-O-Y, toy.
Buzz: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "space ranger".
Woody: The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.

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Mr. Potato Head: What, did you take Stupid Pills this morning?
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Buzz: To infinity, and beyond!
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Buzz: I've set my laser from stun to kill.
Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.

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Mr. Potato Head: How come you don't have a laser, Woody?
Woody: It's not a laser. It's a little light bulb that blinks.
Hamm: What's wrong with him?
Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.

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Rex: What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I don't think I can take that kind of rejection.
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Sid Phillips: "Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach of children." Cool!
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Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
Woody: You are a toy! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're - you're just an action figure! You are a child's play-thing!
Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.
Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony.

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