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(2003 - . Mitchell Hurwitz
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George Sr.: There's always money in the banana stand.
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e-mail |correction Lucille: You might want to let that fire go out before you stick your face in it.
Lindsay: Ah, that's funny. Because I was going to say, you might want to lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol.
Lucille: Mine was better.
More on: Insults
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e-mail |correction George Michael: Oh, my God! It’s your mom and Gangee!
Maeby: What are they doing here?
George Michael: They’re grown-ups, they’re allowed to have fun whenever they want! We’re kids, we’re supposed to be working!
More on: Age
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e-mail |correction Lindsay: Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.
Lucille: Not as much as you enjoyed yours. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.
More on: Insults
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e-mail |correction Fireman: Somebody wanted this place to go.
Michael: Yeah? What do you mean, arson?
Fireman: Oh, definitely the work of a flamer.
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e-mail |correction George Sr.: I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.
More on: Food
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e-mail |correction George Sr.: This is my vacation, Michael.
Michael: You're doing time, dad.
George Sr.: I'm doing the time of my life!
More on: Crime, Punishment
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e-mail |correction Michael: Hey mom, I was wondering if you knew anything about these -
Lucille: I don't know where they are.
Michael: - flight records. You know, it's really more believable if you let me finish first.
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e-mail |correction Michael: Well you certainly haven't been shopping, all I found in the refrigerator was a dead dove in a bag.
Gob: You didn't eat that did you? 'Cause I only got a couple of days left to return it.
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e-mail |correction Prison guard: No touching!
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e-mail |correction Narrator: And so the family staged an intervention.
Michael: I’m sorry, what exactly is this intervention for?
Lucille: We need you to come back and run the business.
Michael: Oh, okay. Well, then, so, technically it’s not really an intervention. It’s a little bit more of an imposition, if you think about it.
Lindsay: Oh, whatever you want to call it.
Michael: I'd like to call it an imposition.
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e-mail |correction Michael: Well, I guess he really misses his family.
Lindsay: Well, he doesn't know us very well.
Michael: Yeah, clearly.
More on: Family
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e-mail |correction Lucille: I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.
More on: California
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e-mail |correction Lucille: And I'm putting Buster in charge.
Gob: He's a good choice.
Michael: Buster? The guy who thought that the blue on the map was land?
Lucille: He's had business classes.
Buster: W-w-w-wait. Eighteenth-century agrarian business. But I guess it's all the same principles. Lemme ask you: Are you at all concerned about an uprising?
More on: Work
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e-mail |correction Lindsay: You’ve had $80,000 worth of cartography lessons. Get us a channel to the ocean.
Buster: Okay, okay, okay. Obviously this blue part here is the land.
More on: Education
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e-mail |correction George Sr.: I don't have time for your magic tricks.
Gob: Illusions, Dad! You don't have time for my illusions!
More on: Words and Speech
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e-mail |correction Michael: What comes before anything? What have we always said is the most important thing?
George Michael: Breakfast.
Michael: Family.
George Michael: Family, right. I thought you meant of the things you eat.
More on: Family
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e-mail |correction Michael: I thought Buster had everything under control. I thought you've been going in to the office.
Buster: Yes, and I've enjoyed that. It's just that I was constantly being called to the phone, or I was asked a question, or I was resuscitated and it was really hard to get a good work flow going.
More on: Work
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e-mail |correction Tobias: What an adventure gang! I thought that the homosexuals were pirates. But it turns out that most of them were actors in the local theater. You're right though, it is amazing: I've been waiting for the universe to provide a path for me and I think it has.
Lindsay: You're gay?
Tobias: No. No, I'm not gay. Lindsay how many times must we have this- No. I want to be... an actor.
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e-mail |correction Michael: So .. this is the magic trick, huh?
Gob: "Illusion," Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money. (notices kids listening) ... or cocaine.
Pilot, extended version (available on season 1 DVD)
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e-mail |correction Michael: So .. this is the magic trick, huh?
Gob: "Illusion," Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money. (notices kids listening) ... or candy.
Pilot
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e-mail |correction Gob: You know, I sort of thought my contribution could be a magic show.
Michael: Oh, that's perfect, Gob.
Gob: Thank you.
Michael: Or, wait a minute. I just remembered something — Dad's retiring, not turning six.
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e-mail |correction Gay Protesters: We're here! We're queer! We wanna get married on the ocean!
Pilot
More on: Gay/Lesbian
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e-mail |correction Lucille: Look what they've done, Michael. Look what the homosexuals have done to me.
Michael: You can't just... comb that out and re-set it?
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e-mail |correction Gob: I've made a huge mistake.
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More on: Mistakes
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