The Princess Bride

(1987) Fantasy/Comedy. Directed by Rob Reiner, screenplay by William Goldman (who also wrote the novel).

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Westley: Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
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Wesley: Ha! Your pig fiance is too late!
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Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
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Grandson: Is this a kissing book?
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Valerie: Think it'll work?
Miracle Max: It would take a miracle.
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Vinzinni: Inconceivable!
Inigo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of a bitch!
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Count Rugen: Have you been chasing me your whole life only to fail now? I think that's the worst thing I ever heard...how marvelous.
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Count Rugen: Good heavens, are you still trying to win? You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance, that's going to get you in trouble someday.
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Buttercup: You can't hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords.
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Prince Humperdinck: Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work. But I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped!
Count Rugen: Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything.
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Inigo Montoya: Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?
Miracle Max: The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed!
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Inigo Montoya: Who are you?
Westley: No one of consequence.
Inigo Montoya: I must know.
Westley: Get used to disappointment.
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Fezzik: We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.
Man in Black: You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
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Buttercup: We'll never succeed. We may as well die here.
Westley: No, no. We have already succeeded! I mean, what are the three terrors of the Fire Swamp? One, the flame spurt - no problem! There's a popping sound preceding each; we can avoid that. Two, the lightning sand, which you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too.
Buttercup: Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s?
Westley: Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
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Count Rugen: As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. And really, that's all this is, except that instead of sucking water, I'm sucking life. I've just sucked one year of your life away. I might one day go as high as five, but I really don't know what that would do to you, so let's just start with what we have. What did this do to you? Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity, so... be honest. How do you feel?
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Inigo Montoya: Do you hear that Fezzik? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when the six-fingered man killed my father. The Man in Black makes it now.
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Miracle Max: Get back, witch!
Valerie: I'm not a witch, I'm your wife! And after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more!
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The Grandson: Grandpa, maybe you could come over and read it again to me tomorrow?
Grandpa: As you wish.
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Buttercup: We'll never survive.
Westley: Nonsense, you only say that because nobody ever has.
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Westley: Life is pain, Highness! Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
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Westley: As you wish.
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Miracle Max: Whew-hoo, look who knows so much. This man is only MOSTLY dead, see there's a difference between mostly dead, and all dead.
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Minister: Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togetha today.
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Fezzik: Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?
Westley: Oh no. It's just they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.
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