Tommy Boy
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(1995) .
Directed by Peter Segal.
Screenplay by Bonnie Turner and Terry Turner.
Starring Chris Farley, David Spade, Brian Dennehy, Bo Derek, and Dan Aykroyd.
Richard Hayden: I need your John Hancock.
Tommy: It's Herbie Hancock.
Added by msperry223 on 11.15.2006 | Rating:  | rate | e-card | correction Tommy: Did you hear I finally graduated?
Richard Hayden: Yeah, and just a shade under a decade too, all right.
Tommy: You know a lot of people go to college for seven years.
Richard Hayden: I know, they're called doctors.
Added on 10.17.2000 | Rating:  | rate | e-card | correction Richard Hayden: Housekeeping. You want mint for pillow?
Tommy: Please go away let me sleep for the love of God.
Richard Hayden: Housekeeping. You want me to jerk you off?
Tommy: What kind of hotel is this?
Added on 09.26.2000 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction Paul: Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?
Tommy: Why?
Added on 08.18.2000 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction Tommy: Luke, Luke. I am your Faaaaaa-ther.
blowing into a desk fan
Added on 08.16.2000 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction Tommy: Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
Added by oey Todd from dwight IL on 07.23.2000 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction Richard: Hey! Prehistoric Forest!
Added on 06.08.2000 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction Tommy: I'll tell you what, you can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.
Added on 05.13.2000 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction Tommy: Fat guy in a little coat...
Added by Michael on 01.18.2000 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction What the hell's gotten into you, I got my thingy stuck in my zipper and I got piss all over my pants!
Added on 01.11.2000 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction Richard: Now remember, we don't take no...
Tommy: Shit from anyone!
Richard: No.
Tommy: We don't take no prisoners!
Richard: No, we don't take 'no' for an answer.
Added on 01.11.2000 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction Tommy: Richard, what were you doing?
Richard: Looking over some documents.
Tommy: Well, where are they? I don't see them.
Richard: They're in my briefcase.
Tommy: How could you be looking over your documents, if they're in your briefcase? Hmmmmm, it's a mystery. Were you watching Spanktravision? Or were you watching that funny comedian, oh what's his name, Buddy Wackit. Hey, there's a pretty girl out there, maybe she go's out with one of the yankees...Richard, who was your favorite Little Rascal? Was it Alfalfa, or was it Spanky, hehehehehehe, sinner.
Added by Zgalleria on 09.29.1999 | Rating: | rate | e-card | correction | 
