Waiting for Godot
August 3rd, 2008Nothing happens, nobody comes, nobody goes, it's awful.
Wayne's World
August 2nd, 2008Wayne: Cassandra, I know I don't have his looks, I know I don't have his car, and I know that sometimes when I eat I get this clicking sound in the back of my jaw…
Cassandra: Just shut your yap, and get in the car!
Wayne: Excellent!
Much Ado About Nothing
August 1st, 2008Leonato: O Lord, my lord, if they were but a week married, they would talk themselves mad.
Toy Story
July 31st, 2008Mr. Potato Head: Oh, really? Well, I'm from Playskool.
Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, actually I'm from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.
The Salmon of Doubt
July 30th, 2008The hotel shop only had two decent books, and I’d written both of them.
The Odd Couple
July 29th, 2008Oscar Madison: Life goes on, even for those of us who are divorced, broke, and sloppy.
King of the Hill
July 28th, 2008Bobby: My sloppy joe is all sloppy and no joe!
All About Eve
July 27th, 2008Margo Channing: I’ll admit I may have seen better days…but I’m still not to be had for the price of a cocktail, like a salted peanut.
Arrested Development
July 26th, 2008Michael: Hey mom, I was wondering if you knew anything about these -
Lucille: I don't know where they are.
Michael: - flight records. You know, it's really more believable if you let me finish first.
City Slickers
July 25th, 2008Barbara: I make you feel trapped.
Mitch: No you don’t, it’s not you.
Barbara: Well how do you think that makes me feel when I hear you say that?
Mitch: I didn’t mean you, it’s me. I - I just feel lost.